FEBRUARY 3–A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug…
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Hercules Family Battles Sex Assault Claim Against 6-Year-Old
HERCULES (CBS 5) – An East Bay dad claims a game of tag on the playground resulted in his 6-year-old son being accused of sexual assault – a decision he said was an overreaction by school officials. The parent, who asked only to be identified as Oswin, said his son was accused of brushing his…
Teen Girl Calls Cops on Mom For Having Sex
A 15-year-old girl in Panama City called police when she heard her mother having sex A North Florida teen who “felt disrespected” by her mother after she heard her having sex in an adjoining bedroom called 911 to report the lovemaking, according to a police report. The 15-year-old called 911 last Thursday around 4 a.m….
Organic Bottled Water From Lammsbrau Gets OK From German Court
EDITORS Note: Are you FUCKING KIDDING – “Organic” Water? Many bottled water producers make silly health claims for their products. There’s Smart Water, which claims to improve brain function despite being normal purified tap water. Vitamin Water bills a whole host of different health claims even though experts say it’s more or less sugar water….
Danger To US Lies In Its Citizenry – Not Obama
“The DANGER to America is not Barack Obama but a citizenry capable of entrusting a man like him with the Presidency. It will be far easier to limit and undo the follies of an Obama presidency that to restore the necessary common sense and good judgment to a depraved electorate willing to have such a…