FEBRUARY 3–A naked burglar covered in chocolate and peanut butter was arrested early Tuesday after workers found him inside a Kentucky supermarket. Andrew Toothman, 22, was collared by State Police troopers who responded to a 911 call from the Food World IGA market in the city of Neon (pop. 770). Pictured in the above mug…
Tag Archive: Humor
Organic Bottled Water From Lammsbrau Gets OK From German Court
EDITORS Note: Are you FUCKING KIDDING – “Organic” Water? Many bottled water producers make silly health claims for their products. There’s Smart Water, which claims to improve brain function despite being normal purified tap water. Vitamin Water bills a whole host of different health claims even though experts say it’s more or less sugar water….
You Can’t KILL an Idea!
“Our whole approach to security is built around the assumption that you can kill an idea. Guns, brutality, coercion: This is the common wisdom. It’s sustained by a moral numbness that permeates mainstream culture and is carried along by the corporate media, which perpetuate a facile misunderstanding of the world with the throwaway certitudes…
It’s Obama Fried Chicken! OFC pops up in China… but can the President also match the secret recipe of Colonel Sanders?
Is Obama abandoning his bid for a second term in the White House and is giving Colonel Sanders a run for his money by opening a chain of fried chicken joints? Now that’s change you can’t really believe in. But in Beijing, China, a restaurant is actually calling itself OFC with a logo that looks…
Idiot US Consumer For Dummies & It’s Official: America Is Now As Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers
EDITORS Note: I have combined two short posts from ZeroHedge into this one simple SWEET Post. Gotta Luv it “Amerricans” we’re #1 [at what?] Ever wonder why America will elect precisely the president it deserves in just over a year? Here’s why.
Drunken Ben Bernanke Tells Everyone At Neighborhood Bar How Screwed U.S. Economy Really Is
SEWARD, NE—Claiming he wasn’t afraid to let everyone in attendance know about “the real mess we’re in,” Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke reportedly got drunk Tuesday and told everyone at Elwood’s Corner Tavern about how absolutely fucked the U.S. economy actually is. Bernanke, who sources confirmed was “totally sloshed,” arrived at the drinking establishment at…
Marijuana causes global warming, uses 1% of U.S. electricity????
People growing marijuana indoors use 1 percent of the U.S. electricity supply, and they create 17 million metric tons of carbon dioxide every year (not counting the smoke exhaled) according to a report by Evan Mills, an energy analyst at Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory. After medical pot use was made legal in California in 1996,…
NY’s Dumbest; NYC sanitation workers destroy a Ford Expediton
EDITORS Note: Really what more needs to be said, this is YOUR Tax Dollars at Work….ROFLMAO
MaPPiNG THe NeW WoRLD DiSoRDeR
This is a cute, funny collection, hope you enjoy it…. [Source: Info Graphic World] [Source: Unknown] How Europeans View the USA [Source: GraphJam] [Source: Economist] Have Another Manic Monday… WB7 [All works by Banzai7 unless otherwise noted]